<p><strong>Schools have opened in Indore and students have started going too. Now, with all that study, pressure, making new friend and having fun is also important.</strong></p><p>So, here is a small sweet little collection of some School Day jokes for Our Indore! hope you'll enjoy this:</p><p>Teacher: 'What is your name?'<br />Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'<br />Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'<br />Student: 'My name is Sunlight. </p><p>Teacher: 'What is your name?'.<br />Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'<br />Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<br />Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda.&quot; </p><p>Teacher: What happened in 1869?<br />Student: Gandhiji was born.<br />Teacher: What happened in 1873?<br />Student: Gandhiji was four years old. </p><p>Teacher: What is the full form of maths? <br />Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students </p><p>Teacher:<br />Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?<br />Student: BROTHERLY LOVE <br />Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?<br />Student: A holiday </p><p>Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' <br />Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' </p><p>Teacher: How old is ur father..<br />Sunny: As old as I am. <br />Teacher: How is it possible?<br />Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) </p><p>Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?<br />Student: 32 yrs.<br />Teacher: How do you know?<br />Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.</p>